chandra75:

George Takei,

You rule. 

vinebox:

When you kiss your teeth at your parents then try to play it off

- Professionals

- Frat buds

- Children

lithefider:

nobodybetterhavethisoneoriswear:

So I’m in costume at Dragon Con and I had to pee and my friend took this picture of me and I just…

ASAFKFGKljhfg

lithefider:

nobodybetterhavethisoneoriswear:

So I’m in costume at Dragon Con and I had to pee and my friend took this picture of me and I just…

ASAFKFGKljhfg

cinaed:

omnbvc:

i am demisexual meaning i am only attracted to those born of gods or who are themselves a deity. move out of the way assholes, i’m gonna fuck zeus

waltgifs:

werethefrigginwinchestersboys:

Reasons not to go outside:

  1. Ruffians
  2. Thugs
  3. Poison ivy
  4. Quick sand
  5. Cannibals
  6. Snakes
  7. The plague
  8. Large bugs
  9. Men with pointy teeth
  10. I’ll say no more. I’ll just upset you.

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thelittlemess:

felizverde:

piplups:



my god that gif was made for this moment

thelittlemess:

felizverde:

piplups:

my god that gif was made for this moment

mightyflower:

to quote hamlet act III scene iii line 92, “no”

girlwiththerobottattoo:

22-07-2009:

aimlessme:

amoying:

archaeology:

Ancient Puppy Paw Prints Found on Roman Tiles

i got really happy about this and then i was like “this dog is probably dead” and now i am crying

Probably dead

Probably


Unless this is an Episode of Futurama

girlwiththerobottattoo:

22-07-2009:

aimlessme:

amoying:

archaeology:

Ancient Puppy Paw Prints Found on Roman Tiles

i got really happy about this and then i was like “this dog is probably dead” and now i am crying

Probably dead

Probably

Unless this is an Episode of Futurama

ellierose101:

striderkid:

dokidoki-artichokee:

hamburgurl:

1 universe, 9 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 204 countries, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting u

THERE ARE 8 PLANETS, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE.

VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU

I’m pretty sure “Viva la Pluto fuck you” is the best sentence I’ve heard all week. 

toramorigan:

ashazzminscreed:

omfgcate:

dqdbpb:

we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?

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#ITS GONNA BE MAY

HOW DOES THIS MAKE ME LAUGH EVERY FUCKING YEAR!?

Fkdkskgoskhlskosofksbshajakak holy shit

absinthecake:

When people ask how you’re doing at the end of the semester

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