seasaltinecrackers:

human versions of the lion king where everyone is white

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snapchatting:

i decided to name him Father, after my father

meladoodle:

ladies laaaaadies, theres plenty of me to go around *detaches arm* thats for you Brenda

sexyloogi:


NOTHING IS MORE PUNK THEN LETTING SMALL CHILDREN THINK UR COOL AND TOUCH YOUR HAIR SPIKES

sexyloogi:

NOTHING IS MORE PUNK THEN LETTING SMALL CHILDREN THINK UR COOL AND TOUCH YOUR HAIR SPIKES

reyairia:

70% of editing is just looking at ur work for a few hours with this face

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tattru:

when the two smartest kids in the class get different answers

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a-heart-of-calcifer:

ehlnofey:

When Ken Morrish picked this apple off a tree in his garden, he thought a prankster had painted half of it red.
But after inspecting it closely he realised that the remarkable split colours on the fruit were a natural phenomenon. And the bizarre apple turned Mr Morrish into something of a celebrity in his village with scores of neighbours queuing up to take a photograph of it.
Experts say that the odds of finding an apple with such a perfect line between the green and the red are more than 1million to one. [source]

My Biology major boyfriend got a scholarship for excellence in Botany as well as a scholarship for excellence in Biology and Zoology
I asked him if this his possible and all he said was “I don’t know, plants are fucking weird”

a-heart-of-calcifer:

ehlnofey:

When Ken Morrish picked this apple off a tree in his garden, he thought a prankster had painted half of it red.

But after inspecting it closely he realised that the remarkable split colours on the fruit were a natural phenomenon. And the bizarre apple turned Mr Morrish into something of a celebrity in his village with scores of neighbours queuing up to take a photograph of it.

Experts say that the odds of finding an apple with such a perfect line between the green and the red are more than 1million to one. [source]

My Biology major boyfriend got a scholarship for excellence in Botany as well as a scholarship for excellence in Biology and Zoology

I asked him if this his possible and all he said was “I don’t know, plants are fucking weird”

ekoenigs:

danchorman:

When you think a meme is dying out:

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This is the worst post I’ve ever seen

pemsylvania:

im in tears what the hell

pemsylvania:

im in tears what the hell

renee-descartes:

jessiemotional:

james-sassypants-kirk:

macaroons-in-the-tardis:

lliampayne:

what the heck harry turns 20 in 4 months he was like 16 yesterday

1st world problems

Harry’s older than that. Rowling said he was born in ‘80. He’s like 33 now

another episode on ‘is this post about harry potter or harry styles”

and here I thought they were talking about the prince